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Postby RobertHSmith » Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:33 am

Offering someone Coors Light during a brewing session is like trying to pick up a girl at a bar by saying how small you manhood is. Not cool.

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Postby Witch Doctor Dale » Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:09 am

RobertHSmith wrote:Offering someone Coors Light during a brewing session is like trying to pick up a girl at a bar by saying how small you manhood is. Not cool.

-∞


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Postby turkeyjerky214 » Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:20 am

RobertHSmith wrote:Offering someone Coors Light during a brewing session is like trying to pick up a girl at a bar by saying how small you manhood is. Not cool.

-∞



Wait....... that doesn't work? I'm gonna have to rethink my whole strategy now.
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Postby bmock » Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:04 am

We should really have a new logo.
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And also change the club name.
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And get rid of meeting dues.
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And pay for BJCP testing.
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And buy excessively fancy lanyards.
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And coolers.
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Postby Witch Doctor Dale » Thu Jun 23, 2011 8:49 am

bmock wrote:We should really have a new logo.
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And also change the club name.
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And get rid of meeting dues.
...
And pay for BJCP testing.
...
And buy excessively fancy lanyards.
...
And coolers.


Ypu forgot that we should all bring a couple bottles of beer (doesn't have to be homebrew either) and share it only with those who sit next to us.
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Postby SteveO » Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:38 am

Have we ever thought about logo'd secondaries?
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Postby JoeHPhil » Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:12 am

SteveO wrote:Have we ever thought about logo'd secondaries?


Filled with Coors Lights and apparently made from Aluminum or Plastic signed by the web committee and with pictures of our 'junk' etched in...
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Postby bmock » Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:12 am

SteveO wrote:Have we ever thought about logo'd secondaries?


You just caused a ripple in the space time continuum. Thanks, jerk. :mrgreen:
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Postby JoeHPhil » Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:00 am

Logo'd generic bottle labels would be cool...
Logo'd bottle caps...
Or perhaps Growlers...
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Postby bmock » Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:34 am

JoeHPhil wrote:Logo'd generic bottle labels would be cool...
Logo'd bottle caps...
Or perhaps Growlers...

Hoodies?
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Postby JoeHPhil » Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:13 pm

gang jackets...
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Postby JE » Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:01 pm

Logo'd bottle openers...everybody needs one of those!

Maybe we could just hire a whole bunch of "little people" to dress as leprechauns and beer mugs to run around us all the time...while screaming out "RDWHAHB"!!!!!!!
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Postby JoeHPhil » Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:03 pm

ok, now we have something for the people under 5'8" to do. I knew there would be a use for them other than wrestling
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Postby bmock » Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:19 pm

JoeHPhil wrote:gang jackets...


Instead, I'm thinking patches. What colors?
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Postby JE » Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:37 pm

JoeHPhil wrote:ok, now we have something for the people under 5'8" to do. I knew there would be a use for them other than wrestling


Yeah, just imagine all of them circling your legs and, instead of repeating "follow the yellow brick road", ours would be repeating "Relax, Don't worry, Have a Home Brew!"
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