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The Daily Joke Section

Postby JaeGeeCrawford » Tue Mar 13, 2018 10:12 am

Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a short one:

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"
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Re: The Daily Joke Section

Postby JaeGeeCrawford » Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:44 am

This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..

Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
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Re: The Daily Joke Section

Postby JaeGeeCrawford » Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:45 am

So this bear walks into a bar.

The bear says, "I'll have……………………………………………………………………………………………………… a beer."

Bartender says, "Hey bear, why the big pause?"
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Re: The Daily Joke Section

Postby JaeGeeCrawford » Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:46 am

Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need..

...just five more minutes.
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Re: The Daily Joke Section

Postby JaeGeeCrawford » Tue Apr 10, 2018 5:53 am

What is Pac-Man’s favorite cooking utensil?

A wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok a wok.
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Re: The Daily Joke Section

Postby JaeGeeCrawford » Tue Apr 10, 2018 5:54 am

A young artist exhibits his work for the first time and a well known art critic is in attendance.

The critic says to the young artist, "Would you like my opinion on your work?"

"Yes, " Says the artist.

"It's worthless,"Says the critic

The artist replies, "I know, but tell me anyway."
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Re: The Daily Joke Section

Postby JaeGeeCrawford » Tue Apr 10, 2018 5:56 am

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES: There is a mile between the first and last letters.
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